"Beautiful stadium and unlike the Death Star, the field runs north and south!"
"All the dealers around don't open until 0900. WTH?"
"Quality work at a fair price!"
"The food standard fare. But two songs playing at the same time, complete cacophony. I asked for the manager twice, never showed. At the the meal one of the music sources was finally turned down."
"But you have a Costco card!"