"Obnoxiously pretentious. $42 for an exclusive condom dispenser? Don't bother stopping unless your smoking jacket has elbow patches."
"Sign up for their email coupons! You'll save good money!"
"Don't get light headed trying to blow up your inflatable water toys (beach balls, inner tubes, rafts, etc). Bring them to the towel desk and they'll use their air compressor to inflate them in no time"
"Eddie is a great tour guide! He works for NASA so he's legit and knows his stuff."
"It may be winter, but they have the heat cranked up way too hot for a gym. Wear a t-shirt and shorts if you don't want to sweat like you're in a sauna (they do have an actual one though!)"
"Looks way bigger in the picture."