"Outdoor hostess is absolutely rude. Don't come for patio seating unless you want a lecture on going to the website to find out you can only reserve patio by calling in, and not via opentable."
"Wonderful! The filet mignon was absolute perfection and the dessert was great!"
"If you stop here for megabus, go elsewhere. Long lines and rude staff. Go to taco bell instead."
"Try to shoot 3 pts through the special funnel basketball hoop."