"El mejor aeropuerto del Mundo!"
"The reception at the Marriot may tell you the place is fully booked. Ignore them and come straight to the restaurant. There are spare tables near the pool"
"Happy hour 'till midnite, plus the darts! Haolah!"
"Avoid this place like the plague. 2/10 food, and even worst for atmosphere and value."
"In case ure doubtin' between original flav' or flav'o'the day: u can order a mixed cup!"