"100+ types of whiskey? Hello Mary."
"The Mimi will rock your world."
"check out the inspiring DIY bum forts south of the bridge down by the water. You may have to walk a bit to find them."
"One of the few electrical outlets in the whole frigging airport is right behind you by the garbage can."
"Happy hour 11am-4pm... Don't deny yourself."
"micro brew selection here is surprisingly good."