"Cool rock formations make for BIG spalsh!"
"Bring sandals or good footwear so you can explore the killer sharp jagged rocks! Watch out for wave pattern otherwise end up crushed!"
"Fish tacos are out of this world. Sangria is perfectly sweetend"
"Avoid wack greasy limp flavorless pizza by not eating here. Step your game up pizza city. You suck."
"TSA agents are fucking retards. Dumbest people on earth. Useless bastards. All providing the illusion of security."
"If u wanna piss this guy off mess with his speakers. For some reason he points them at ur face really loud"