"Pastries excelente, humitas on en of the best, torta mojada de chocolate exquisite, coffee from the south of Ecuador."
"Good service. Acceptable pepper steak. Needed more pepper."
"Botero is a wonderful artist. It's overweight figures are delightful"
"Excellent artisan beer. Will try smoked pork tacos. Pizzas look good."
"Excelente pizza... A la Diabla"