"Make sure to try their vanilla custard ice cream. You can see little bits of fresh vanilla bean in it! So good!"
"Get grilled onions in your burger! Tastes amaaazing."
"If Caitlin is on duty, request her as your server! She is *awesome*. Super attentive, bubbly, and friendly! :)"
"Make sure to make the bed in the morning, and change the sheets on a semi-regular basis. Also, please try to ignore the notches in the bedpost, they don't mean a thing."