"Home Care, Care Management, Private Nursing and Companion Care Under One Roof"
"Boxed lunch specials on Wednesdays for $5.99!"
"Hmm, kind of creepy that some dude named Greg D. is checking into my house -- and now is mayor! Maybe it's time to privatize this joint. Lame."
"Awesome service here! Probably the best of any Starbucks I've been to. Glad it's our local spot."
"Beware of Jack Russell!"
"One of the few places I get a cocktail instead of a beer — Classic Mojito for me and my wife loves the Ginger Lime Martini."