"I cringe whenever I hear Pinoys say "moisty moisty"."
"Hide your kids, Hide your Chan"
"Ellos dicen que El Cielo es El Bulli de Colombia... Puedes creerlo."
"Very reasonable pricing, always friendly, excellent service. This shop sets the standard on how bike shops should treat customers."
"Kinda ghetto that the waitresses can't remember what style meat should be cooked"
"Hipster sophisticado turned striped button downs and date-rapist boot-cut jeans."