"The deep fried pickles are mandatory."
"Mary's is a patch of Williamsburg in Newtown. Ordering the Mary burger is mandatory, as is the spicy dark fried chicken. Be bold and wash it down with a glass of Diebolt-Vallois."
"Too hot for a warm beverage? Roasted coffee on ice. Nuff said. Just don't let them forget the orange rind. You're welcome."
"When waiting in the inevitably long line, remember to act nonchalant. Pouting is optional."