"Sales people can be kind of snippy."
"Don't ask for decaf, they get really confused."
"The saganaki is to die for! Opa!"
"Ask about the seasonal dessert specials, they always surprise me with something delicious! Cheesecake with berries from Strite's Orchard? YES PLEASE!"
"Two words: Boozy Cupcakes. Be kind to the resident Chaos Cow and she may set some aside for you next time she bakes."