"Feverish religious visions in concrete. Beautiful (but bring bug spray)"
"Driver has been on phone whole trip, dialing more than 10 times. Complete fucking dangerous imbecile. Roads snowy, but whoever he's talking to is apparently "gorgeous"."
"Le booze est tres bien."
"We were missing spicy food, and weren't disappointed. Great masalas. A nice surprise with the Indian whiskey. Friendly staff. Tres bien, merci!"
"Wifi is a fucking joke. Don't bother."