"Check out Cal State San Bernardino's booth in row 200 of the exhibit hall! Say you saw this tip on Foursquare for a prize =]"
"If you can get every army man down from their parachute, The Situation appears and shows his abs."
"This Denny's is terrible. Slow service, subpar food & they do not honor Denny's coupons! Go to Tippecanoe off the 10 instead!"
"Chicken strips are terrible...they're like a generic version of Denny's. Ask for pints of beer or else they'll bring you the 20 oz."
"Pumps are slower than a seven day itch."