"If you need something printed but you don't have a pen, this is the place for you."
"Bacon cheese fries and titties. It doesn't get much better than that."
"The restrooms are remarkably easy to locate. So is the stage."
"Leave a tip. That's ironic."
"The food is too good. The servings are too big. It's far too inexpensive to be this good."
"As always, epic nudity ensued."