"Friendliest staff around with a wide array of lenses"
"Dont come late no animals really out"
"Internet is a tad faster than dial up..."
"Need shit service? Want busch light or wings? Well they dont have them"
"Great customer service and a friendly staff add the sign from the 1970s outside the establishment and you've got a pleasant meal"
"This place is the top hotel in central Illinois to bring a crack whore. Need moldy walls, cum stained carpets, and a cathode ray tube television? Then you're in the right place!"