"Amazing wine. Even better people. A true family vineyard experience. And for the quality the price of this wine is a STEAL!"
"Always show up with alcohol, call of duty, or magnums <--females"
"When she starts to complain and bitch. Put it in either of her holes and she's guaranteed to stop."
"Bring wine, always bring wine, regardless of the occasion"
"Talk to Jeff. He's the best"