"LAN personnel are rude, could care less about passengers that are paying for the service It is not delay, but lack of announcement. flight leaves in the middle of night; hard to alert those awaiting"
"There are no longer special breakfast items available. Bacon and tomato biscuits with brown sauce is your least worst bet."
"Service definitely not swift, and when busy, expect the Fish and Chips to delay quite a while."
"Somehow A5 translates to jetway 13, in case you are triskadecaphobic"
"Ask for the spicy salsa. You can't go wrong!"
"The controls for the black-out blinds are on the headboard."