"Avoid my puppies, they will lick and jump on you until you DIE."
"Get your portraits done by me!"
"Always love my Sagebrush!"
"Chai tea with soy, Green tea latte with soy and the Coconut green tea frapp with soy are the bests."
"Chipotle southwest sauce is AMAZING."
"Bring an extra pair of clothes if you're going on the bumper boats!"