"Best tortillas in town. Go early to get them when they are warm."
"The "flaming sexy roll" is amazing. And it's made better by the fact the plate comes lit on fire."
"The Beer Cocktails are great. 8 different ones."
"Get a cheese crisp, and a special - "La Bandera""
"Climb Mt. Bacon with a triple baconator."
"Cheer for the White Sox."