"The men's room is the cleanest of all gyms in torrance."
"If you need to use the men's room, use the second floor men's room across the bridge. It's far more pleasant."
"The salads are the best! Fresh ingredients and a good variety to satisfy your tastes. Enjoy!"
"The office coffee is way better than it used to be!!!!"
"Starbucks Buttered Gourmet Popcorn is tasty!"
"Happy thurZdaZe from your Mayor! I'm still sleepy."