"Definitely order "Toby Bottom Shake Martini" at the bar!"
"Watch out for the ants on the benches outside. They crawled all over me!"
"It can get hot here in the summer, dress lightly and bring water!"
"Cuban BBQ chicken is a bit bland/dry. Duck was so/so. Lamb was good. Ribs and Calamari salad appetizers are great."
"Beware of the puerto rican. He is actually an indian boy."
"come to this bar on April 15th, 2010. going to be a hell of a party. free cover/cheap drinks!"