"Try the buffalo chicken dip. Trust me"
"If you're a douche or say something douchey, put some money in the douche jar"
"Ask for a veggie bomb. It's delicious!"
"Make friends with the security guards...they're awesome. Especially Cecil and Eliot"
"The veggie burger wraps are excellent"
"The luncheon specials are a great deal for around 5 bucks"