"Saucy office manager Cornelia can hook you up with an antibacterial wipe."
"Ask for the man with the face ponytail."
"I may no longer be the mayor, but I will always be the sheriff."
"Order the pickled herring and ask for a side of Xavier."
"Ask for the crazy lady on the third floor. She will be the one in the gold lame jumpsuit and pink wig."
"Rumor has it, the Barkshire is in the house."