"Best beer selection of any place I've been, and excellent food as well."
"That was the best cupcake I have ever eaten. (I had the Banana Nutella one.)"
"Remember to make lots of noise when the visiting team's offense is on the field--not the home team! The Panthers need to be able to hear their QB make calls at the line."
"There aren't any baseball fields here, just softball."
"Be sure to pet the dogs."