"Bring your own change. They only accept cash and don't break bills. Not the best business acumen."
"How is it busy here? The food is disgusting, service is sub par, and I wouldn't sleep with any of the staff"
"Try checking in when the pool is open."
"If you like spicy, try the wild boar sloppy joe!"
"Check the fridge. Mosey to basement. Go horizontal. Repeat."