"Do not try the peppermint mocha or the mcskillet burrito"
"Come after 10pm, or before 7am, to avoid the masses."
"Air is no longer free. "The owner removed the switch.""
"Pay close attention to the water quality warnings. The last time I was here, 17 years ago, this lake had e-coli. Guess what's wrong now..."
"There are some shady people here, make sure to arm your alarms."
"Bring cash, they don't have a card reader. They do have an atm however."