"The service here is pretty bad. In addition, it looks like a Nu Metal band barfed up the employees."
"This is one of my favorite local businesses in Raleigh. Their service is impeccable and they take great care of their customers. This is the only place I take my car when it needs washing."
"I really enjoy the variety of toppings they offer here. I always order extra crystal meth on my pizza."
"Sunday evening's theme is Antarctica in which both staff and customers move at a glacial pace."