"Alison, it's also they're, not their."
"No one actually took my order, the cook just asked me what I wanted 5 times..."
"Jim is the best bartender I've found anywhere! (and I'm sober as I type this)"
"Tuesdays are Buck-a-Bowl. $5 cover then $1 games, food, and drinks (both alcoholic and non)!"
"Don't feed the native wildlife."
"Dan is voted one of the best cooks there!"