"I came in looking for printer paper, which they don't carry in stock. The owner walked into the back and came out with 20+ pages of printer paper from his personal printer!"
"Smother the snoring man to save everyone's sanity!"
"The deli express pre-made sandwiches are a perfect breeding ground for food poisoning"
"The patio is dimly lit..."
"Check out the Home Health United website for a current schedule locations of public flu vaccination clinics at the Madison west office location and other surrounding Madison areas!"