"Dude 18 pack of beer 11.99 speedy mart is 13.99"
"Best place in town to go squeeze off a few"
"Come in on graveyard when Joe is here and tell him junior sent you"
"That's right you gotta have three"
"You gotta try the jagr it's ice cold and refreshing"
"If your here your in the best possible place to be taken care of no matter what you need"