"Avoid the homeless dude with bad gas."
"Tell the cashier you need some water softener salt then just load up the shopping cart on the way out."
"The Strawberry Jalapeño martini - when they have it - is a must try drink."
"Say hi tithe Sheriff. Been here twice; both times he's been ahead of me in line. ."
"Avoid the room with the duct tape tile treatment."