"Have the albondiga soup it's so delicious and don't be cheap get the pitcher of Margarita you won't be disappointed"
"Can't decide what to get for an appetizer, try the potstickers. Mix rice vinegar, soy sauce, and hot oil to make the best potstickers sauce"
"Double crust with extra sun dried tomato pesto sauce. Order it that way can't go wrong"
"Hotel is undergoing renovations. Make sure to ask at check-in for a newly remodeled room. Unfortunately all rooms still have paper thin walls"
"Watch out for a dog named Pixie Peep, that Bitch runs the yard"