"Don't bother coming here to look for a movie that is more than one year old. They probably will not have it since their selection of dvds is so small now."
"There is absolutely no heat in the womens restroom here"
"This store does NOT carry specific 18th birthday decorations"
"Pump 1's gas doesnt stop coming out when your tank is full"
"this location always has good, ripe bananas. they are 2 for a dollar"
"The food here is delicious. The piece of garlic bread they gave us was bigger than my head"