"Half naked dancing men everywhere."
"Chef-boy-r-c can't cook. Rather eat fried vienna sausages and ramen than his food."
"Just a typical redneck home in south Florida. Nothing to see here."
"Get the sweet potato fries instead of the regular fries when you order. Then use the Melted Marshmallow sauce instead of Ketchup. Trust me. It's good."
"If it gets crowded. Go upstairs there are usually less people. I call it my secret spot."
"This fleamarket sucks. Save your gas and go to the Swap Shop. That's a real fleamarket. Too many old people here. Place reaks of death. And they want premium prices on fake goods."