"Make a reservation, place is mobbed at 7:30 on a Monday night! Chocolate martini is sen-shus."
"Matt makes great cotton candy shrimp burgers au gratin. All the circus clowns love it!"
"Satan does good Eggs Pope Benedict"
"Lobby not so hot but rooms are beautiful! Hotwire $107 a night. Boom!"
"Too many drag queens dressed like Nancy (during her psychic phase)"
"Don't get in line behind either Adam Baum or Sue Tacase- Baum."