Doug Jotzke

"If you love tiny plastic parts this is the place for you."

"They get our order wrong more than they get it right, and they're not happy about fixing it. Keep driving north, there's a better McDs about a mile north on the right."

"You have to get an appointment to get your oil changed. They don't seem to grasp today's fast paced lifestyle. Valvoline of Jiffy Lube here I come!"