"They have a veggie burger too, and it doesn't suck."
"If you haven't got cash and'll want refills, open a tab; there's a $5 minimum for cards. The pastries are OK, but I'd go for the cake. WiFi resets haphazardly (probably an ISP torrent deterrence)."
"Wait for the "train" to go by at the station, once every 10 minutes!"
"No parking. Street parking only. Every nearby private lot insists you do not park if you are dining here."
"Try the Cinnamon Roll French Toast - Better than it looks. Savor it! #breakfast #toast"