"Come sit and enjoy the trees"
"Get the bottomless iced/hot coffee/tea. Secret? If you buy the iced coffee you can switch to hot as the night goes on, but not hot-to-cold. WIFI PASSWORD: mozartsnet"
"im learning so fucking much now! books on books up here; whatcha want? they got it. want to charge your laptop? only the first floor has them. cons: apparently your shit gets stolen every 30 mins"
"Protip: the grassy knoll by brazos"