"Horrible customer service."
"It's hot, stuffy and cramped with no AC. Don't expect the shitty employees to help you look for anything specific because they don't know their own merchandise. Good books though."
"Make sure to fart in the middle of huge crowds. Just because anyone who comes here is an asshole :)"
"The hills are a bitch but totally worth it for the English 101/201 fast track."
"The cutie with the booty is mine :P"
"The drinking fountains suck."