"If you like spicy, ask for their spicy salsa. They make it in house, fresh every day, and it's got a really nice, unique flavor. WARNING: It is very spicy! Try a small amount first!"
"There is a black, cushioned, armless chair that when you sit on it quickly it squeaks. I find it very entertaining. Set your friends up to sit on it without them knowing for extreme hilarity."
"Scan the ground, and you will find some tennis balls, if your dog is into that sorta thing. Also, there are a couple of frisbee discs in the small dogs section."
"Make sure to try the Staten Island Sweet Tea!!!1!"