"The parking lot is scary-bad. Park instead across the street on 27th."
"Who designed the parking lot? Must have been the lowest bidder. Bumper cars"
"Who designed the parking lot? Lowest bidder I am sure"
"Few things smell as ripe as the dog run area on a hot summer afternoon. Yum. Very ripe."
"Great service. Really nice folks."
"Might want to sell some plasma or take out a 2nd mortgage on your house before hopping here. You will need the cash to cover the inflated prices."