"Try 43rd st. Deli. Very close by. Customer Service is better. Wait time is less. Food is close enough to as good considering rest of factors."
"They sell wine. Don't ask how I know."
"Britt is dreamy! Careful girls, he's spoken for!"
"Avoid Taco Tuesday. Think Clown Car levels of crowded and DMV levels of lines."
"David likes to snuggle."
"Worst logo in the history of logos."