"Coolest fountain Coke machine, I bet you can't try them all!"
"The outdoor cafeteria grills a means steak! Get it mid-rare."
"Mow the lawn for +50 Friend Karma!"
"Too bad the horses were transferred to the main campus :-("
"Fridays,ValuCard members get Premium grade fuel for the price of Plus!"
"You MUST try the apple fritters. Worth a 3 hour drive!"