"The line goes out the door but the smoking area is right by the door so enjoy that."
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"Unless you are going to hang out with WuTang you have no excuse for going to SI."
"The scariest moment of my life happened at Ikea, but in their defense I was 5."
"Their sound guy threw a drink at me one but that was in like 2005."