"Sandwich sucked balls. Too expensive for a shitsandwich. Take your ass to Panera for a good sandwich. This place is just waiting to go out of business."
"Being 40 and fat and spending your whole day checking in to places from home to work sounds like something losers do"
"That is the dumbest shit ever."
"Surely everybody notices that extending a consonant is just retarded"
"Kick out the chubby chicks!!!"
"Quit checking into my house ya fat cunt"