"Three landline phones (one in the can) and no coffee machine or ice machines or vending machines."
"The car wash is jacked up!"
"Don't bring your sprog to a BAR!"
"Smells like motel 6/desperation. Where livers go to die."
"Don't stay here. Everything sucks. $23 for valet (mandatory bc there's no place else to park). They don't answer the phone & you have to wait 20+ mins for your car! Rooms crappy & need to be updated."