"Bring supplies for smores, they light a campfire every night."
"Rod knows his beers. If he is your bartender, he won't lead you astray."
"I always use basil noodles as the dish to judge a Thai restaurant (anyone can do pad thai). Exotic Thai's was outstanding! Better than Tantra's for sure. Just hot enough to make me sweat."
"Ignore the other tip telling you to request a handicapped accessible room. Unless you're handicapped, that's pretty rude."