"Nitro-infused Scottish ale alone is everything is worth it. Small beer list but quality > quantity. Menu rocks- pub food with non-greasy surprises like smoked salmon on baguette."
"Try the Cuban sandwich, it's awesome."
"When the waiter says "it's my favorite," In a Mexican restaurant this close to DC, follow Kissenger's advice: Trust but verify. Especially if it's the quail fajita."
"Reading an Insider task is almost fun when accompanied by an electronica steam. Thanks Pandora."
"This is Parker the Barker. He loves to play fetch with his baby. He will play until you drop from exhaustion. Do not make eye contact."
"The correct Spanish translation of "Wolf is the Man" is "Lobo es el hombre." Perdona mi metida de pata."