"Twelve boarding gates in this airport, which based on the number of people here means everyone gets their own gate...."
"Someone call the United Nations Human Rights Commission because these people just asked me to pay $28 for Eggs Benedict."
"Extremely disappointed that this place is nothing like The Drew Carey Show led me to believe."
"Jet fuel. Tree bark. An ashtray. Gym socks. Glass shards. This is a list of things that like tastes better than the complimentary breakfast."
"Whatever the time is they give you as an estimated wait? Add 30 minutes."
"Japanese style toilets located down the hall. Pineapple juice available through the soda fountain. Decent offering for a US based lounge, not comparable to other JAL's other lounges. Wifi is fast."